Funniest Kimkins Recap Ever

September 22, 2007 on 8:07 am | In Kimkins Censorship, Kimkins Experiences, Kimkins Diet Review, Heidi Diaz PI Pictures, Heidi Diaz Obese, Kimkins Lawsuits, Kimkins Medical Risks, Kimkins, Heidi Diaz, Kimmer, Kimkins Fraud, Who Is Kimmer, Kimkins Criticism, Kimkins Fake Pictures, Kimkins Diet |

Heidi Diaz Kimmer ButtThis recap of the Heidi Diaz/Kimkins/Kimmer scandal is wickedly funny:

From what I can ascertain things kept getting worse with more people getting sick/ questioning Kimkins advice and many started being banned as anti-Kimkins, jealous of the plan because they were too weak to follow it. Fast forward to Heidi Diaz’s ex business partner hiring a private investigator out to figure out what the frock was going on with all of this because throughout all of this nobody had ever met kimmer! What was discovered was that Heidi Diaz has disappeared up her own arse, evidenced here:

This really is a picture of Kimmer. So if she has lost 91 kilos and is now 118lbs (53kgs) she claims she is, then I am an anorexic. Seriously dude it looks like her left cheek alone is 53 kilos. Please, take no offence fat people of the world for I walk among you but come-the hell-on! What universe accepts THAT as 53 kilos? At the claimed weight she should packing a nice little pair ‘o peaches, not giant fucking pumpkins ready for weigh in at the fair. I think she might have lied a little on her resume - oopsie!

It seems that the private investigator discovered that Heidi Diaz is a bald (like Telly Sevalis bald), morbidly obese woman. Again oopsie! So all the advice she has given her members has been shall we say, a tad misguided.

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  1. Thank you for sharing this recap and link. How funny!! Well, as much as anything about this scam can be considered funny.

    To help get the word out, I have started a blog. Feel free to link to it if you wish. http://doggygirl.wordpress.com/

    ***wishing I was that funny!!***

    DG

    Comment by Doggygirl — September 22, 2007 #

  2. OK. I’m not fond of what is being exposed as a scam.

    HOWEVER.

    You’ve gone from being informative to mob mentality. Drawing pictures on a person with an obvious eating disorder’s butt is nasty, low and mean spirited. IT IS NOT FUNNY!!!

    I used to read this to see what was going on, now I’m reading to see how far over the edge you’ve gone. You’ve progressed to the point where I don’t think you’d be happy unless someone brought you her head.

    I also want to point something out, at this site’s urging I went to the low carber website. I spent hours reading all the material.

    Side effects listed:

    1. Hairloss
    2. constipation
    3. lack of hunger

    Now, I’ve also read the South Beach and Atkins Books when I went on this WOE over a year ago. AND I’ve read the dr’s notes on the program. Low carb is NOT meant to be a long term solution. It is designed to get you to goal, then you need to let it go and grasp a healthier way of eating. Maintenance is lower in carbs, but it has carbs.

    Do you all know why? I do! Long term use of any form of long term causes long term health issues, including depression.

    Listen, my point here is that if you really want to help. HELP! Inform people what they should be doing. Not just, don’t do kimmer! Tell them to add fats back into their diet, to make sure they’re exercising and drinking water or the constipation they are feeling will get worse and make sure they understand You know Kimkins works in the short term, you are concerned with their long term health.

    Comment by Ohpuhleeze — September 23, 2007 #

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